my_b7_fic

(based on the novelty song: They're Coming to Take me Away Ha haaa)

Recorded by: "Avon Napoleon XIV"

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then missions got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And I'm coming to Gauda Prime ha-haaa
I'm gunning to take you with me ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the mutoid farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice troopers
In their slick black coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you smiled
You smiled when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you smiled
I saw you smile. You smiled
You smiled and smiled and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the mutoid farm with drugs and lasers and slicing blades
And blank-eyed mutoids who sit and smile and twiddle their serum tubes.

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I fixed your ship
I shot your foes
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
I'll find you yet and when I do
They'll have to fix you up with superglue
You rebel fool

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the mutoid farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice doctors
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away
To the mutoid farm with drugs and lasers and slicing blades
And blank-eyed mutoids who sit and smile and twiddle their serum tubes.
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!

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